internet-slang:

• BAD WORDS TO NEVER USE NOT EVEN ADULT CAN USE
• heck
• heckaroo
• frick frop
• nincompoop
• heckle deckle 
• diddly darn 
• pokémon
• zoowe mama

do not ever use words like these or else u will be grounded by oboma 

(via dogesexual)

jesus christ some fucking people need to calm the fuck down

okay like i was trying to find the vice principal to unlock a room and i couldnt find him and i think the principal left? so i came downstairs  and told the group of people that i couldnt find him and that i thought the principal left and some chick said “so did he leave with the keys or”
and i said “i clearly stated that i couldnt find the vice principal and the principal isnt here” and like the chick and her friend flipped out at me and like my only response was “sorry i’m such a dickbag” and now they wont even talk to me and like they are apparently my friends but they are making a big deal about it and jesus christ its not my fucking fault they are stupid 

hajime-hinata:

*during school trial*

hinata: shit man i forgot what i was supposed to say during this trial

hinata: wait i know what to do
maybe if i play a snowboard minigame inside my brain i will remember it again

hinata: sweet man let’s do this 

(via despairmonitor)

no ones going to make fun of the doctor who adventure games

i should just start watching the tintin movie really loud in the kitchen until they leave

god fucking damnit i wanted my dad out of the house BUT NO DADS GIRLFRIENDS ROOMMATE WAS THERE

WELL I’M HERE TOO FUCKHEADS ARE YOU GOIGN TO LEAVE HERE NO 

tardisheart:

DO YOU EVER WANNA TALK ABOUT A THING SO MUCH YOU’RE GONNA EXPLODE BUT NO ONE WANTS TO HEAR ABOUT THE THING SO YOU CAN’T AND JUST WOW! LET! ME! TALK! ABOUT! THE! THING!

(via kanbeisexual)